if genitals don’t touch/aren’t touched in your fic, you had better not rate it anything higher than PG-13/Teen. R for violence my fucking ass. You’re not the MPAA, this isn’t a movie. if I walk into your R-rated fic and all they do is kiss a little, I’m going to curse your crops and come for your children like a fucking thief in the goddamn night.
do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad
sad that no ones around to see me hell yea
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck